Anonymous donations to Labour from a bear named Mo!

Did I read it right? Gordon Brown got lost in his canoe and turned up five years later?

How to play

It's simple, admit to all the crimes you've commited and see how much you owe.

1. Held up a petrol(gas) station for a lighter

0.70

Fine: £0.70

Repeat after me, "I am bad". Again, "I am bad". One more time, "I am bad".

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

2. Bit the ear off a homeless man...

0.20

Fine: £0.20

... whilst screaming at him "GET A JOB"!

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

3. Got beat by a chimp

20.00

Fine: £20.00

When the chimps start to win, it's time to quit.

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

4. Got lost for 5 years in a canoe

30.00

Fine: £30.00

Shit creek and then some.

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

5. Donated a sum of cash to Labour, anonymously

1000.00

Fine: £1000.00

You wouldn't be the only one.

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

6. Named a bear Jesus

0.50

Fine: £0.50

50 lashes and no mistaking!

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

7. Named a bear Mo

50.00

Fine: £50.00

Or any other fluffy toy for that matter.

Yes or No!

- - I'M DONE

Your fine

£0

Here we'll talk about how you did.

Comment on your crime and fine, see other peoples' comments or start over.


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